Ruse Of The Terrapin


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Ruse of the Terrapin

A hurried trip to lay her eggs on the beach and a chance meeting with Jaunty the Fox brings Gorgeous the Terrapin into a new relationship with Squawk the Penguin. Successive events, especially rejecting Squawk and Gorgeous at a party,have pitched the three of them against two behemoths, the Elephant and the Great White Shark.Gorgeous must face both in a tug of war.Can she win? See how!

Rejection oftentimes,is an offensive act to many people. Two animals, Gorgeous the Terrapin and Squawk the Penguin are not admitted to parties on land or in water; they are rejected. They are told they belong in neither water nor on land and therefore are not allowed to associate with the animals who make the two places their home.

Angry over the embarrassment, they decide to take revenge against the leaders of the animals in water and on land. The two behemoths, Maxomax the Elephant and Razormouth the Great White Shark are in trouble as Gorgeous the Terrapin challenges them to a tug-of-war. Jaunty the Fox, friends to both Gorgeous and Squawk, is present and will help. Even if a ruse, “a win is a win,” says Gorgeous after the battle. But Squawk the Penguin and Jaunty the Fox have other ideas.


 

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Black And Blue, The Blue Series Volume 3


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Please read Volume 1, as well as Volume 2, Part 1 and Part 2 in the Blue Series first. Dillon travels further down the rabbit hole as he tries to connect with his brother David. Defying God and Angelkind, he will painfully learn what he can and cannot do as a young mortal angel. David develops demonic allies as he continues to adapt to life after death in the volatile Underworld.

Square Squire and the Journey to DREAMSTATE


Square Squire and the Journey to DREAMSTATE

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squire brooks is a precocious nerd whose only awareness of the transitions in his neighborhood of compton, california in the 60’s is the opportunity to chuck stones at the increasing number of for sale signs in the yards of his white neighbors. his father’s deepening involvement in Civil Rights creates increasing chaos in his home where Squire writes his short stories and daydreams.

Beyond The Blue, The Blue Series Volume 2, Part 2


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Please read Volume 1 and Volume 2, Part 1 first in the Blue Series. Dillon uncovers his voice and develops his own power as he struggles to adapt to the changes in his young life. Haunted by demons sent to distract and tempt him away from his faith, Dillon will either make allies with the angel sent to help him, or choose his own path.
Please read Volume 1 and Volume 2, Part 1 first in the Blue Series. Dillon uncovers his voice and develops his own power as he struggles to adapt to the changes in his young life. Haunted by demons sent to distract and tempt him away from his faith, Dillon will either make allies with the angel sent to help him, or choose his own path.
17+ contains profanity, homosexual references and sexual situations, violence.
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Selfishness Matters


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Women, are you tired of trying to get your man to read a self-help book?

Men, are you fed up with having to read boring crap that puts you to sleep without even getting sex first?

Your problems are solved! Selfishness Matters is the only book you will ever need to read that will fix your relationship, and get you more and better sex (with someone other than yourself), all without you having to change! Learn how to get what you want from people without having to care. Find out how to win at marriage counseling. Discover the secret of magical thinking and make the universe love you. Maximize the profitability of your offspring through the awesome earning potential of stem cell harvesting. Build your defense mechanisms and learn how to use them to beat other people down.

Theo Selles channels the mysterious “Big Fill” and provides straightforward and easy solutions to life’s complex challenges by taking personal responsibility out of your hands and dumping it into the laps of people who haven’t read this book.

If you’re going to be selfish, do it right!