A Book of Instructions for Living With A Smart Modern Woman in the USA


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A collection of warnings and anecdotes, by a long-term veteran of the marriage wars, illustrating the usual mistakes men make with women and how to avoid them. Be prepared for some unflattering R-rated advice.

Written by The Anonymous Desert Rat, a husband and wife team made up of Rasty Bob Ralston and Leslie Fish

Published: Aug. 11, 2015
Words: 8,140
Language: English
ISBN: 9781310691706
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Selfishness Matters


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http://www.selfishnessmatters.com/

Women, are you tired of trying to get your man to read a self-help book?

Men, are you fed up with having to read boring crap that puts you to sleep without even getting sex first?

Your problems are solved! Selfishness Matters is the only book you will ever need to read that will fix your relationship, and get you more and better sex (with someone other than yourself), all without you having to change! Learn how to get what you want from people without having to care. Find out how to win at marriage counseling. Discover the secret of magical thinking and make the universe love you. Maximize the profitability of your offspring through the awesome earning potential of stem cell harvesting. Build your defense mechanisms and learn how to use them to beat other people down.

Theo Selles channels the mysterious “Big Fill” and provides straightforward and easy solutions to life’s complex challenges by taking personal responsibility out of your hands and dumping it into the laps of people who haven’t read this book.

If you’re going to be selfish, do it right!

10 Confession & A Kiss Chapter 1


E-comic formatted and created by myself. The cover needs updating, but it’s fine how it is for now.

10 Confessions & A Kiss Chapter 1

By Katrina Joyner-Belcher
Published by Writers of the Apocalypse
Rating: Not yet rated.
Published: Sep. 06, 2010
Words: 467 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781476398532

Description

Zoe is a spunky college girl. Alexi is her best friend and is always on the watch to keep her from going into “girl mode”. Together, they visit a gypsy fortune teller where Zoe gets into a world of trouble. She is cursed by the bracelet of the Princess Zomigod and now has only a year to find her true love – or she dies!

However, Zoe may be spunky but she’s very boy shy… and never has even been kissed. She doesn’t know what to do! Her antics get her into 10 Confessions worth of trouble.

 

10 Confessions is only available through ebook retailers and by participating in the Kickstarter campaigns that fund the ability to make each chapter. It’s website is http://www.10confessions.com.

Akashik Ch8 – “Home”


Akashik Ch8 – “Home”

By Writers of the Apocalypse
Rating: Not yet rated.
Published: Dec. 17, 2011
Words: 177 (approximate)
Language: English

[add to library]

Short description

If you like Spaceballs and Futurama, take a chance on Akashik – quick! Before your eyeballs melt. Taus and her crew return home to lick their wounds. While there, Taus is shocked to find she can’t go home without stepping into a lot of charcoal. And the Cerberus Pups finally come across 1/2 of their prey.

Akashik Ch7 – “In Space, No One Can Hear You Sneeze”


Akashik Ch7 – “In Space, No One Can Hear You Sneeze”

By Writers of the Apocalypse
Rating: Not yet rated.
Published: Nov. 25, 2009
Words: 210 (approximate)
Language: English

[remove from library]

Short description

If you like Spaceballs, Futurama, and forms of meaningless comedy then Akashik is right up your alley! And probably standing in front of your house stalking you. Taus’s convoy is ambushed by a scaly new character while the Cerberus Pups deal with the most dastardly of insults: food stains.